Who said?

V (my 3-year-old daughter): Mommy, my nose is really not feeling good. It's all stuffed up. (sniff)

Me: It would feel better if you would just blow your nose. You're three now, you should be able to blow your own nose.

V: But Mommy, I wipe my own bum when I go poopy.

Me: Thank God for small miracles.